Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Fats Off!!! The Universal Contour Wrap

Fats Off – The Universal Contour Wrap

Don’t get a mother started about her post-baby body. We’ve got a name for (and a complaint for) every weathered and worn bit: chicken arms, saddle bags, chin waddles, love handles mummy tummies, muffin tops, arm pit swag and more… But what if we told you that we’ve got a guaranteed solution to improve these much-loved mommy parts?
Affectionately known as the UCW, it’s been helping to firm and tone mothers’ skin everywhere. The UCW promises to take six inches off, regardless of your size and shape, in just one wrap treatment or it’s free. We’re not suggesting that you retire the sneakers, but the average loss is 10 to 14 inches from just one treatment. This six inch loss is guaranteed to stay off for at least 30 days, or you will be re-wrapped for free. With Claims like these, it is no wonder that the UCW is a red carpet secret(Just ask Paula or Paris)
So, what’s the skinny on this wrap? The UCW is a detoxification treatment that involves a person being wrapped in about 30 tensor bandages soaked in a special warm sea clay concoction from head to toe. But before you are wrapped, 21 points all over your body are measured (yes, completely naked) and you also get weighed. Sound fun yet? While you relax mummified for an hour, the UCW removes toxins (like caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol) from your body by causing a purge of these pollutants, which accumulate in your fatty tissue, through your lymphatic system. When you are unwrapped, you are re-measured to show how much your fatty tissue has been compacted, and you are weighed to prove that you have lost nothing in water weight. While the result isn’t stark, your clothes will feel looser.

A home care kit is also available at the spa for “touch ups”. There aren’t many guarantees in life. With the UCW, you’ve got both everything and nothing to lose.

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